You should have more stars.

Tuaca and any citrus La Croix.

Wonder woman ringtone? Tell me more.

Every school year, I have to take a moment or two to explain to my students why I go by Ms instead of Mrs. Mrs. is still very popular here where I live. It’s always a fun little lesson.

I need to meet this woman.

During the school year, I left for lunch daily to smoke two cigarettes and get a Route 44 tea from Sonic. The best break when dealing with middle school kids. Now that I’m off for summer, it’s a pitcher of tea every damn day. I like to drink it out of my purple mason jars.

A good chunk of my check, that’s for sure.

I love your combinations for a perfect class! Thanks.

The Husband’s Secret blew me away.

Ashley Graham’s sunglasses are exactly what I want that I never knew existed.

I teach Mid-school, and today was the last day before spring break. Your assessment is accurate.

OT, how has your Nexplanon experience been?

Thank you!

Just followed nearly all of them. Thanks!

I’m so sorry.

To Obama, not Trumplestiltskin

Would.

Please write this tale.

All the stars belong here.

Sobs uncontrollably in the corner, starts stringing Christmas lights around the house to spell out how to deal with this. (Spoiler: lights tell me to run!)