I don’t think this qualifies. I haven’t been caught yet.

The irony was the supervisor appointed was ex’s father who was a pedophile.

Try taping a big pink eraser to the end of the pencil. I’ve heard it helps, but I’ve never had to try it. Also; pencil grips. Maybe she doesn’t hold the pencil “right” and it hurts her hands.

I’m sorry that this is happening.

Thank you.

I'm at work. My colleagues and I are discussing the beginning of the school year (I'm a teacher). Something blows in through the open window and hits the ceiling before falling to the floor. I run over to look at it, and it's a giant black scorpion. I'm yelling for someone to get it out of the room and I wake up.

I'm so sorry.

Medical stuff: we switched to a new doctor this week and my husband asked me to go with him. He brought up that he thought something was wrong because he’s been having “bloody stool for a while.” I thought a while meant a month or two, based on how long it usually takes him to bring this type of stuff up. The doc…

I live and teach here. It can be bleak sometimes.

I meant are you crazy with all of your logic. That's too sensible to work. I was being sarcastic. Sorry it came across judging. I agree with you. Those are the exact steps we should be taking. :)

The Poopening! I remember those terrible, dark, stinky times. Stay strong!

What are you, mad?!

Where is the link to this joy? I subscribed to the Glenn Danzig one, so this is right up my alley.

Fuck those ass faces.

That top gif gave me ALL THE FEELINGS as a teen. I showed clips of that R&J to my students last year and all of the girls in class got super dreamy eyed and the boys got all grumpy and protective.

Me me me please!

So what is that shit? I see it creeping up on my Facebook feed.

I'm waiting for Wonder Woman to consign this, but my pen is uncapped.

I know right?! Whine about the nut shots when it’s women writing, directing and producing those films. For now, I get skeeved out when a team of men decide that a “strong woman” needs to be punched in the face to be relatable.

Thanks!