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They want to turn the entire US into the train from Snowpiercer, just so they can sit at the front by themselves.

“Incredibly short sighted and stupid”

Well I guess I can breathe a sigh of relief since they’re literally the only type of jeans I’ve owned for the last 5 years....

This is great advice. I’m going to start tonight. I haven’t written anything in my journal since January, so thank you for this.

He’s also a liar who lied to Congress about his collusion with Russia.

After reading his brief statement, Sessions declined to take questions.

She is doing exactly that. She’s just correctly noting that it is not the job of a nurse to investigate criminal wrong doing. Remember: “In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute

I’m not here to police the police. The police need to do that if they’re going to regain any kind of trust by me or the public.

What about the lady who shits in the dressing rooms at the Walmart?

And only because Nurse Alex and her lawyer had a presser and showed the footage

But but but if he did his job like he was supposed to and not violate the fourth amendment then how on earth is he supposed to look like the cop with the most power and biggest penis in front of all the other cops!?! Did you even think about how important his ego is to him Stig? I bet you didn’t.

Party like it’s 1989

I’ll second it...fuck you Tyler Perry.

Since no one else has said it, can I send a big fuck you to Tyler Perry as well? So you’re going to take money that you promised to people in need and put it directly into the pocket of an already-rich person because you think they’re great? Come on.

Trust me go for Boston Legal over Ally’s neurosis.

Did I say it was all about her beauty? But let’s face it: she’s an actress, a former ingenue– and some degree of emphasis on beauty comes with that particular career path, don’t you think?

Plus, Grace & Frankie is hysterical.

i had wrongly assumed, upon seeing the headline, that this was going to be an article extolling the mental and physical benefits of masturbation...based purely on jon’s naked posterior in that last, riveting, scene.

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Get her a sassy gay co-host who will call her on her shit in a fun way.