Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

“Later, spotting a crowd of people, he said “What a crowd!” and “What a turnout!”

Right? I keep hearing people threaten me with those lowrise plumbers-crack britney-spears jeans coming back in, and my blood just runs cold and I want to go out and buy 50 pair of highwaisteds to hedge against the dreaded fashion famine....

When I was younger, I tried my best to keep up with denim styling, and to save my favorite pieces for when they came back in again. I now realize that:

I understand why some people want spandex in their denim, but there should be an option of regular denim for those of us who don’t want their jeans to stretch out and never get their old shape back, and end up looking especially terrible with a pancake butt.

They look like they have good front pockets, though.

His office told CNN that the probe was “nothing more than a distraction from the administrator’s significant environmental accomplishments.”

So the subsidy reactivates.

What is their damage? Did they eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

Me: I’m going to be strong & fearless from now on.

This reminds me of that episode of Girls where Hannah and Elijah do a bunch of cocaine and go out dancing.

M. Ciccone?

Can I be ok with it when it’s right and hate it when it fucks up an innocent dude’s life? Like that professor from Arkansas?

We all have our cross to bear.

Since you provided as much, if not more information as the original article, you deserve to be in the greys(for no reason).

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

This is sports culture in America. Sports teams get amazing funding as teachers are struggling to keep pencils in their classrooms, many of our colleges rank sports as more important than classes, sports are being pushed onto kids younger and younger, and they’re only getting more extreme. And I don’t mean like fun,…

Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there’s only love in the dark... There’s nothing I can say, a Total Solar Eclipse of the Heart!

I propose a 300 inch solar powered screen that consistently plays the video for “Pass That Dutch” on a loop.

I also support replacing George Washington with Kanye.