It’s OK, he was going to work where they had more coffee.

As important and topical as this is, I couldn’t get past:

I think the eclipse should be promoted as the return of White Super Jesus..and you will only be saved by staring directly at the sun. Dealing with racist rednecks would be so much easier if they were all blind.

...”and we both like soup...”

Anthony, a virgin, talking about the foods he’s allergic to: chocolate, ice cream, tree nuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, chestnuts...

I literally died.

bish is out here demanding that jj abrams money and i am here 👏 for 👏 it 👏

Not to be flip here, but Wonder Woman was the first film WB/DC didn’t shit the bed with. There was zero chance they’d risk not having Patty J helm WW2. Glad she’s making bank now.

As you note, Arnold has never been what one might call a progressive. He has some pretty toxic beliefs, in my opinion. So for someone like him to make a video like this speaks volumes about just how messed up things are in the US right now. I’m gonna go ahead and say something I never thought I would say: “well done,…

I hate cold shoulder tops and I’m constantly disappointed lately

Someone posted this elsewhere, which I thought was particularly apt here

Because who doesn’t love getting metal things tangled in your pubes, and then adding sand and water (preferably salt water)!

Yeah... I’m going to do you a favor and let you know that, just like people shouldn’t point out there were a few ok people in the white nationalist march, you should just keep the fact that a couple points in his tip resonated with you to yourself. Especially when the list includes “2. Your boundaries are complete…

I imagine women would sooner date the bug in the Edgar suit from Men in Black than this guy. What a piece of shit.

I was early twenties and discovered baby oil for shaving my legs. Which, that turned out fine, but when I tried it on my pubes... I had the worst case of body acne in a very small space. I honestly thought that I had contracted herpes and went to the clinic. They wanted me to see a dermatologist to LANCE them.

This was…

An interesting note:

Hes a prissy little cunt with little princess fingers. Thats why.

Yeah, that last “oh, by the way” detail was almost Airdrop dick pic like.

Isn’t at-will employment great, alt-right guys?

So GoDaddy was totally cool with DailyStormer up until now?