Jon legit said “They won’t let me go back to my ship” so he definitely took a ship.

I felt like Tyrion’s comment about brooding and moping to Jon Snow was a deliberate reference to his perma-pout. I laughed the whole way through.

Just remembered that Carson Daly and Tara Reid were A Thing.

It will ALL be worth it if Mariah Carey shows up in booty shorts with an ice cream cart.

I’m kinda curious how it will go. TBH if we’re bringing back old school late-90s/early-2000s MTV, though, I’d MUCH rather they bring back Daria.

Yeah, I’ve never been huge on Dany and I’ve also never been able to tell if I’m supposed to.

Hey. It’d be great if I didn’t have to scroll past 1,000 gifs. My phone is completely overloaded, and that amount of gifs was entirely unnecessary.

It was more like she brought together two sad little, arrogant rain clouds.

Ha! I just couldn’t help but think, Ice and Fire already met and had a baby named Pouty McPouterson.

Thank you for bringing this up again. +1

 Grew up here. It’s very poor. 500 would go a long way. Mostly toward meth.

any idea on penis size for any of the escapees?

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

....then, finally, out of desperation, there’s a circle jerk, only to reveal that each boner is smaller than the next........sigh

Ooooo....what if she names the baby Reince?!?!?

I like to imagine myself being Ryan Lizza. Like that call - how many of those are you going to get in your career? And you can’t be giddy or flabbergasted. You just have to hold it together somehow. That’s like journalist Christmas.

Let’s be real though, she was probably elated he wasn’t there. I asked my obgyn to leave the room because I thought he was condescending. I can’t even fathom having to push out a 6 pound life form through my cervix with the freaking Mooch in the room.

Ooooo a divorce AND a pregnancy in this story? God, I love other people’s drama...especially when they’re clearly a*sholes

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

I mean this makes perfect sense to me. The child is no longer unborn, so he no longer cares