That would be grrrreat!

I’m going to yell this out randomly at the cubicle farm throughout the day. No one will care. No one pays attention.

To be fair, I’ve never seen a member of congress do that before. They usually get into a “you’re not going to answer the question?” style pissing match. That can be effective, but it’s also something the person testifying/speaking will have easily prepared for—as they came with the intention of not answering…

Poutine doughnut sounds fucking VILE. Doughnuts should not have gravy on them!!

Watching pacifist Jimmy Carter just go apeshit on Trump would be immensely gratifying

The headline had me shaking my head with regret. But since the person it’s based on will be heavily involved, it sounds legit fascinating. It must be a bit of a mindfuck to be a top celebrity in a huge section of the world only to be anonymous here in the States and be able to go about your day like a normal person.…

Blueberry cake donuts are so good.

Between “After marrying a cardiologist ...” and the fact that there are several actual Indian people involved in this, I feel a little less nervous about the potential for this to make me want to lie down on the floor and die. But I’m still nervous, because woof, ABC???

“...and you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon...”

And now a word from our sponsor: “Hi, I’m Garrison Keillor for Adam & Eve....”

Doughpends on the speaker.

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is about a freak storm wrecking a ship and killing a bunch of working-class sailors. So, more like what the GOP was trying to do with healthcare.

I hope you reported him to the site for pulling that.

Thank you. The “Democrat Purity Test” is doing literally nothing to help our current situation and will only hurt us in 2018.

Actually, Trump is not a full-blooded Oompa Loompa. He is the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Mike TV.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who takes selfies that I will never share with anyone where I am trying to smize. It’s not just squinting.... It’s so much more.... I’d never still be in the running to become America’s next top model.

Absolutely. I sent an email to Murkowski and Collins first thing this morning thanking them for their votes and their constant opposition. I would encourage everyone to do the same.

I’ve been avoiding reading this article all day long. And quite honestly I’m still processing.

Here’s the thing, we Black women don’t value Black women. Not as whole, flawed human beings. We value characteristics, parts of a whole. Mostly strength, a characteristic that does not ever allow us to see ourselves as victims of anything.

This is the kind of journalism we used to see on Jezebel. Thank you.