Imagine being president, but also such a pillow-soft manbaby that you take time out of your day to block John Legend’s wife on Twitter because she hurt your feelings.

Celine’s backup dancer choice is much better than Jlo’s . . .

If Kim Kardashian West can mobilise her fans to come out in support of the ACA then we should stop bitching about her for a month.

It sounds like the name of some patriotic hillbilly’s firstborn.

NEW PHONE, WHO DIS?

You shut your whore mouth.

Hats off to the photographer (s), who shot this as if it was the most horrifying monster movie. That shot of the shadow moving along the “cliff” wall was wonderful.

‘Bout fucking time Cuthulu woke his lazy ass up.

If it makes you feel better a friend of mine has worked on the set for a couple of MI movies and said that Cruise is incredibly kind, incredibly professional, and dumber than a sack of hammers.

FACT CHECK no Mission Impossible sequel can be unnecessary because they are all extremely awesome

I enjoyed this book, but if you liked the Handmaid’s Tale you might want to try Oryx and Crake, which is also a dystopian novel but goes in a slightly different direction and is a more expansive story with multiple POVs (first book in a series of three).

Bless your heart.

Yes.

About a year and a half ago, I asked for a raise. I was told in no uncertain terms that our company was in a hiring freeze and giving out no raises. I understood; we’d lost some clients and had some layoffs.

Six months later, a (slacker) male coworker and I got drunk together and he revealed that he’d gotten two…

Fuck off.

Bunk! BvS and MoS were great marketing for why NOT to go see WW for an awful lot of people. I get it makes some people soooooo angry to say bad things about Snyder’s version of the superhero (like... they’re a bit murder-y for a lot of people’s taste), but the reality is the movies were at best controversial. It…

I literally have not seen a single movie from the DCU but saw Wonder Woman 4 times in the theater.

Since mine heard they were being done with lasers he’s become so psyched about getting one you’d think Jedi robes were involved. This party sounds like a step in that direction.

This reminds me of the time I told my coworker that House Hunters was fake. She said I ruined her enjoyment of that show. I asked her how the hell she thought home buyers only looked at three, perfectly-staged houses and decided on one of the biggest purchases of their lives.

It’s interesting how many people only seemed to like or tolerate Sansa when she was a captive or a pawn or being viciously abused. Now that she’s gaining agency and has opinions on how things should be done based on her experiences, people are back to hating on her. Equating her to annoying, naive season 1 Sansa is…