But how much is a 2015 Dart without “cosmetic damage” ?

Did you miss the part where it said “comfortable and reliable”?

That’s...that’s not cosmetic only damage...

Not a bike rider but a Grom looks like 1000% fun.

No, I shouldn’t. What the hell would I do with that pile of crap?

I’m buying a castle in Italy and eating so much pasta. Good luck with your out of warranty Durango when gas hits $4.50 a gallon and you have 20 months left on your loan.

Just get a Journey. More capacity!

Pft, 20 months left. I bet it will be more like 68 months left.

Don’t worry, Credit Acceptance will take that loan, with only $500 down (that’s what a used Dodge Dart is worth, nowadays) and the maximum interest rate allowed in your state.

this is funny and also sad cause its probably very truth adjacent for a lot of people.

The good news is, if your credit score is over 600, you don’t qualify for such benefits!

Mergio Sarchionne also doesn’t give a shit about F1 or Ferrari. He cares about that cash money. That’s it.

But your sales folks can help me roll my 30K in negative equity into a 96 month loan on a slightly used dodge dart, right? Also, I have a mid-500s credit score.

That’s okay, Mergio. I don’t hate you at all. In fact I like you a lot. You’re smart enough, you’re good enough, and gosh darn it, people should like you.

Someone already got COTD. We don’t need your sassy quips, Mergio.

Serious question about your Ram 1500 Hammer inspired editions. Why is your marketing department staffed by a bunch of useless tools?

And that’s why nobody wants to Merge with you.

If you keep talking like that, President Kanye will raise tariffs on Italian cars.

Buick is still alive, though embarrassed of its own name. Wait, are you saying they buried Buick alive? Those monsters!

the rest of your franchises can combine for a quick and immediate bankruptcy