1) Getting hit by a car
Mergio Sarchionne
mergios
I thought we all agreed it was going to be Jellopicnic.com
Sergio was right. He was always right. Merging to reduce costs through corporate synergy and collaboration was the…
This is really a planning session for the Great Migration, right? There’s a secret VC offering for Gewker Medio Gruppe?
THE LORD IS RISEN
Actually, I’m pretty sure this is the day that his spirit will, at long last, go peacefully into the light.
You finally got your hug!
What? Wasn’t there like some major sporting event last night that needs to be commented on?
LOL. That site must be good because my work blocked it for mature humor.
Shit, now I have to stop and think about what his name really is.
Zombie Mergio! Vindicated finally!
You’re still here! I’ve missed you so much!
Oh? On Halloween, the spirits come out to play....
What FCA really needed was an infusion of French quality.
I’m just sad Mergio Sarchionnes wasn’t here to see his dreams come true.
An Italian-American conglomerate teams with a French giant to become the world’s fourth-largest automaker. We’ll go…
Junk Spunkfanner is probably (definitely) a goat-fucker.
Germ Spanfeller would call the cops on a kid’s lemonade stand - and then take over the lemonade stand.
Happy Halloween!