I’m currently in Switzerland resting after a surgery on my shoulder, this has given me lots of time to reflect on the effects of my leadership, not just on FCA and Ferrari but my Directorship at Philip Morris International as well.
I am very proud to announce that I have made an offer for Jalopnik to Univision that is currently being considered. I’d like to share my plans for the site once the offer is accepted.
How did I get here? Please end my nightmare.
Let’s merge already. I’ve eaten 3lbs of pasta and had half a liter of Grappa. It’s now or never.
Everyone thinks I’m releasing a JL based truck. Well, I’m actually planning a RAM 1500 based off-roader!
This whole MLK deal hasn’t gone well. Can I focus group you guys and ask if I should proceed with my Wrangler ad campaign?
Lately we’ve been having great success with the Hellcat program and putting it into most of our vehicles.
Lawyers! Assemble! I want the settlement paid in chocolate!
Merry Christmas you filthy poors. May your FCA products bring you safely home from whatever slum your visiting.
As most of you know, FCA provides a lot of vehicles to municipal, state/provincial and federal organizations (generally law enforcement)...
It’s come to my attention that we still sell the Dodge Journey (“2018" Model pictured above).
Please ensure you are keeping your olive oil levels topped up and that you are using an FCA approved brand with the proper viscosity. Your engine’s oil is key in maintaining the driving performance of your 4C