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Mergio Sarchionne
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Is that enough time to make a reasonably good golden parachute? Perhaps a ladder would be more appropriate...

Not me.

At what point when you’re driving around with no roof, no doors, no windscreen etc... do you stop and think to yourself... “y’know, this would have been a whole lot cheaper if I just bought a motorcycle instead.”

Best news I’ve heard in weeks. Still going on to keep my LJ until the day I die, but maybe someday I’ll get a JL too, after someone else has ridden the crazy-slow depreciation curve for me.

The fourth option was to buy FCA for $30k, but it’s not the best or their favorite.

if i wanted to buy a boat anchor from FCA, id have bought a Giulia.

I was about to question you until I saw the name...

Luigi only follow the Ferraris.

Same in car entertainment system. Same window switches. Same reliability. A 200 is practically a 488...

The 200's engine was designed in Italy, just like the Ferrari’s! See? THEY’RE ALMOST THE SAME! AmIRite?  

You know it’s true, Sergio.

If you have that sweater on, you don’t need the tag. Go right through

Make it the new Chrysler Pacifica. I snagged a ride in a minivan yesterday and I have seen the light.

#prooftodispellalldoubt

his bike sounds like Satan spray-farting hammers into a sheet metal toilet

Here’s my shitbox - it’s slow as fuck with garbage handling and no power, but at least it contributes to noise pollution AND the good, old-fashioned chemical kind.

The SRT4 Neon had no muffler. Stock.

The basics need to be covered first. No mufflers? Automatic fine. I think that’s fair. Removing mufflers altogether doesn’t yield performance numbers. You are just going loud for the sake of going loud. And once you go past 4000rpm, it sounds like shit. It sounds like fat guy screaming because the donuts were taken