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Damn. pic got kinja’d

Thank God, no one here can give the fault of that to FCA or Ferrari... I hope.

What’s a little $500 discount when FCA is going to finance that vehicle for 9 years?

Wow, it is an impressive price. There’s been some real garbage that has had narrow victories/losses for about that amount.

I so badly want to read the article where Sergio approaches Fancy Kristen about buying Jeep.

It’s too late to edit the above. But I did go into our company archives and get some photos.

I know you’re fake, but I wish Alfa would have been brought in by some other automaker other than Chrysler. Like anyone.

I’m dying

You know that’s not actually him right?

Whoever you actually are, you are a genius.

I’m too clever for that.

Can confirm: I drive an FCA boat - it’s somewhat floaty

Probably because the 200 is already being sold / incentivized well below invoice at this point.

With how much those are marked down already I doubt they could even do another $500 off of them without losing money.

Why else do you think he would recommend Jeeps all the time?

In my heart he* is the real Sergio Marchionne!

My biggest complaint with most of the Cinema Sins videos in the last year and change is the ever-increasing run-time so they can pack that much more nitpicky bullshit into them...