Why can’t we be friends? After consulting with my IT people, I have learned how to improve my link posting.

‘tis just a flesh wound. Also, if you only approach it from the passenger side, a hell of a bargain for $3900

Everyone here is wrong (as usual). You need this 2015 Dodge dart. Cosmetic damage only, $3900.00. I wouldn’t waste your time with the carfax.

Americans or trucks? Your right on both accounts.

All of the above

Will gas prices go up? Probably. But that is in something I call the “post Sergio” era of FCA. Do I care about post Sergio FCA? Nope.

Goddamn Americans. I hate you all so much

Poor fluffy. He didn’t deserve to go that way.

Even I think you’re way off base here. A 300? He’s not selling fentanyl in downtown Philly, he’s commuting.

Please note that we no longer accept indentured employees, kilos of cocaine or Nazi gold as valid payment. 

I offered them Jeep, which is pretty meta because a Jeep killed this guy.

FCA is currently working with David’s landlords to commission the property as a Jeep museum and offroad park.

Oh, funny guy.

This truck is 5200lbs already and you want us to put in steel door handles?

Most people can’t/won’t change a tire. What would be the point of including tools?

Lots. Especially once our valued dealers add on their markups. But hey, you’re paying for service and protection right?

I’m pleased to announce we’re working on a “top fuel dragster” Challenger called the “Satan” with 8000hp.

Efficient!

Ford and I need to team up. With the Jeep and F-150 name plates unfied as one, we’d be unstoppable.

Psh, people think this is what they want, but market research shows that the 500e is the perfect car for the average american.