I’m going to fire the guy who put the camo wrap on that. What the hell kinda job is that?

I’ll send you a Denny’s gift card for your bad experience with the Ram. All Ram owners like Denny’s right?

A proud heritage of killing our buyers.

The four leaf clover on the side is for luck.

Gas Tax? Oh Christ no. Have you seen our vehicles?

Oops. English, she is not my first language.

OK, we fucked up. I admit it. To make amends and to celebrate Black History month in February, I am proud to announce:

Ow.

Finally someone talking some sense....

Yeah, it’s ridiculous. FCA is clearly the best and the Journey is an amazing car.

Just sounds like his looking for his lost lover Billy Inns.

God Bless America.

I once road in the glass elevator next to Marry Barra’s at GM Renaissance Center mouthing “merger, merger, merger, merger” as she pretended not to see me.

You could have a base Renegade for that. No problem

They are getting awfully threadbare. And it is so cold in the winter.

Please people, if you have any compassion, buy a Jeep. You will make an old man happy.

Sorry, I don’t know what you are talking about...

Check is in the mail Alex. Thanks again.

Pretty accurate summation of the reactions of the board of directors.

Laying low. I maybe shot.