Damn right you will.

Hi

What the hell are you talking about

He edited the above. I know what it is! I’m Mergio! It’s my company!

Uh.. Question

Ready to rock my day.

Little does she know, the door has fallen off her car. Not covered by warranty.

Barra wins Motor Trend “Person of the Year” and this is all Mergio gets? COTD on some blog?

Mangia la mia cacca

To: Edward.Loh@Motortrend.com

I replace sexual tension with just normal tension.

One doesn’t “tune up” a Ferarri. It isn’t something you take to your local muffler shop or oil change place.

I care. Test away Apple, just keep making those lease payments.

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Mopar show?

Good to see someone upkeeping an older Ram

Real cheap. Message me

90% of Ferrari merch is sold to plebs, not a joke but a fact.

No.

Remember to read all of his quotes in the standard Mario accent.