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Mergio Sarchionne
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Is the subject of your affection a fan of cars? Is cost no object?

Trumpchi Hellcat is coming everyone. Stay tuned.

Ferrari plant, not Dodge.

You need a stronger neck.

Are you complaining? Would you rather they be handmade by Italians?

Yep. Everyone should buy this.

I have no idea who this “Sergio” fellow is. Never heard of him.

What? Someone will pay $20K for that POS but not $21K for a brand new Journey?

Giampaolo Dallara, the only name that sounds more Italian than mine.

Your mom’s cheaply built.

The Charger is so sporty, it’s like an American Miata.

It’s an abomination. That’s what it is.

It’s a great car.... I hear

Happy to help!

More like Sergio in profit! Am I right?

Germans: Secretly develop a high tech scheme involving many companies and high level executives to cover up emissions.

Who’s that....

Guess what color?

Genius?

Remember everyone, a recall just means you get to visit your friends at your local dealership! It’s more of a social event than anything!