Their PR people sure didn’t...

For next gen. realism, I can confirm that I’ve been working with Turn 10 Studios for the next Forza Horizons to include you having to take in your vehicles for warranty work.

Who’s Sergio...

Thank you for this. It is a brief blip of levity and happiness during this waking nightmare that is my life.

It’s OK. I understand. I don’t want it either.

Fancy Kristen,

It’s always sweater season

I will send you a FCA hat. Retail value of $17.95!

OH! Jokes about the reliability of Alfa Romeo. SO original and funny! HAHAHA!

I’m as surprised as you

I would call it the “Big 2+FCA”

I’d offer up Robert E. Lee:

I’m Sergio, what can I do to prove it?

Hey, you wanna buy anything I own, you let me know.

To bad he’s not around. I have a few more car companies for him to invest in.

Worth more than 10 shares of FCA.

I’m proud to announce that we are working on an electric Ferrari called the E-Nzo.

Hey. Pick on someone who isn’t rich enough to track you down.

Insurance or customer, money is money.

Sad, but hey. FCA sales projections just went up!