There are tons of people up in arms about edibles and the possibility of increased teen usage of marijuana, do you read the news? Have you been following the weed debate in Colorado since legalization?

This is a bit of an overstatement. I've been vaping for five years and I'm addicted to nicotine, but can't imagine wanting another cig again even if I was out of nic juice. My husband's smoking never makes me crave tobacco. And, I'm not sure where you live, but where we are, cigs are expensive (over $5/pack).

I'm still not sure I buy the argument that people (even foolish teens) will give up vaping to take up smoking, even if they become addicted to nicotine. For that to be even reasonable, there would need to be some "benefit" to smoking vs. Vaping, much like the reason people who abuse opiate prescriptions might graduate…

In defense, most cigarettes are NOT just tobacco, they are 25% crapola. The PURE tobacco cigarettes my friends smoke don't even bother me, they don't stink up the place either.

Unless you've been vaping weed for your whole drug history I doubt that you've been doing your lungs too many favors either. Regular smoke inhalation of any kind damages and irritates the lungs and pulmonary system. There are plenty of people losing their minds that readily available edibles and marijuana legalization…

You know what's weird? I really think this guy is a total CREEP for what he did, but the deportation angle completely fucking depressed me. I mean—he's a shithead. But DAYUM. Deportation? It feels so incongruous.

That's a law in Texas?

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I don't care how much you hate, I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I reserve my right to bawl my fucking eyes out when Forrest asks if his son is smart or if he's like Forrest.

Well, we are getting there folks. Men are going to jail for raping goats & corpses, maybe soon they'll start going to jail for raping living human beings!

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

God damn it. I'm never going to be able to look at Salami again.

After reading about people shoving vodka-soaked tampons up their junk and making out with prolapsed assholes, some guys pissing in their own mouths is pretty much on the same level as going to the store for avocados and having them all be mushy for things that gross me out.

He's one of those guys who makes them shrink, though.

In related news, I'm never borrowing anyone's phone ever again.

I often get in trouble here for not being literal and over-serious enough, so no worries.

Speaking of nasty never-ending comments, since Kinja started linking to old posts I get one on occasion from things I wrote like 3 years ago on this account. Kind of funny, really!

I wouldn't fuck him with a 10-inch vagina.

The good news is that we works for Hobby Lobby, so this was covered under his health insurance.