Everyone who's saying SRA is real to a systematic level beyond a few pedophiles who are very mentally ill... I really would like it if I could see some evidence. This is something I've heavily researched but have never come across anything that ever seemed legitimate. Yet it's something I'm fascinated and almost…

Don't judge me!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Tunisian MILF."

"Shit anal gone wrong"

This is traumatizing.

WAT. THE. FUK. WATTHAFUK. WHAAAAAAAAAAT. THEEEEEEEEEEEE. FUUUUUUUUCK.

This is too fun.

I got "lesbian pee drinking," "befuck hogtied" and "ametor porn."

SEWING.

The naked for pizza thing is probably about this video that recently surfaced where a woman got naked to answer the door for a pizza delivery guy on a dare or something. I haven't seen it so I honestly don't know the veracity of the premise.

Reminds me of a story I had the pleasure of reading once.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY GOD WHY.

I have a very strong urge to Google these things.

And I thought that article about brain maggots from a few days ago was scary.

Sorry... that was me.

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PRODUCT THANK YOU *slams down phone*

HYPERVENTILATING.

NOPE.