Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

Buying Christmas gifts for family is NOT the same thing as buying lunch for poor kids.

To the school and you, $465 may not be that much or "hardly generous" but to those kids, their families and this man, it may have been quite a bit. I think it's slightly unfair to discount his gesture based solely on the amount he gave.

Inarticulate smile-weeping and hugging. That's what you're getting right now, because it's all my brain can handle.

I definitely get all your points and agree. I'm going to admit I feel like I'm getting less articulate as the afternoon goes on but I feel like you and me, we're cool, so hopefully you'll see where I'm headed even if I meander a bit.

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This. All of this. So much this. Thank you for logic-ing correctly today.

I haven't chosen to ignore her BMI. I simply was not basing my comment on her BMI, which is why you introducing it was logically unsound. Here's a recap: Me: she looked unhealthily skinny, but she may just be playing the game. You: You can't say she looked unhealthy until she gets to a BMI of 14. (Logic fail…

But there were some great lines:

What I'm getting from this is that there's some smack-talkin', Jets v. Sharks style rivalry between the highliners and the base-jumpers.

Breathe through your mouths!!!

Completely agree. I grew up in Colorado and we had a monthly allotted gallon amount of water we were allowed to use. It wasn't a lot. And we had 4 people living in the house, that water has to cover showers, toilets, cooking, washing clothing, and watering the garden. I got really, really good at super quick showers.

I share your environmental concerns, but if I feel gross enough (hot summer day, I don't own a car so I walk/bus to work) I'll take a very, very quick shower, a minute at most, and just do some body wash. Just to feel less grimy. I don't golf, or have a lawn, which people in most parts of the country should feel…

I'm glad I'm not the only one who reads about people taking two showers a day and shudders to think of the water usage. Growing up and living in a desert will do that to you. ;)

Dude, what? How was Burt to know that a specific word was a trigger for you? I'm so sorry that you went through that, and had to endure such a shitty boss, and I hope you're in a much better place now. But really man, people aren't psychic, there's no way she could have known.

Personally I hate feeling sticky and I'm terrified of BO so there's that. My entire day is ruined if I feel like I can't get to a shower in a timely fashion.

I've currently been asked by my landlord to let me kitchen faucet run constantly in a very small stream so that the pipes don't freeze. It's making me feel like I'm single handedly ruining the planet and am a terrible person.

Well I considered mentioning that because I'm in the tropics. Even sitting still for 24 hours means pools of boob sweat.

Hi; where is the "hate" for Macklemore in this post? I thought I was pretty clear that the absurdity of the blogosphere/Twitterverse rushing to irrationally skewer this guy over some old tweets is absolutely nuts. Period. I wrote a post about the absurdity of call-out culture. But it seems that people are so blinded…