I'm a goddamn monster.

Coming to the conclusion that Burt's jokes are lost on a large population of Jezebel readers.

Comedy is hard. And lots of people never catch subtext. Sigh.

It would be so much easier if we just did this:

We're exactly 4 years from this same post, about bush implants.

Jesus, imagine having less common sense than a guy named Scooter.

Kick through the garbage ... we've got to have some old red solo cups around this hovel somewhere ...

Not trying to start some shit, but that wasn't what happened and you know it. But whatever.

Just to let you know, I checked: it seems to have been a Kinja glitch that grayed you. Since Jezebel is still following you, you can't actually be put into the grays.

Reading about all this shit, plus I hate Jizabel.

Can you follow me, please?

*shrugs*

We can just drink the Kool-Aid straight out of our hands. Our dirty hands that we never wash because we just can't make the effort.

There's Kool-Aid??? I'll be right there!

Very words; such meaningful.

Oh wow. Oh just wow. This is AMAZING.

You realize your argument began and ended with an insult to the person you were replying to, right? How in the world did you think anything good or worthwhile was going to come of that? On a pragmatic level, you're not going to have any kind of positive response from calling someone a crap photographer. On a…

I'm confused...you think any sort of alteration via Photoshop makes one a crap photographer, yet you think Photoshop Queen Annie Leibovitiz is an example of a admirable photographer? By your logic, she should be the poster child for what a photographer shouldn't do. It's not just the Dunham shoot, it's how Annie…

To be honest, I've always gotten the impression that the majority of the Jez writers don't actually care what the commenters think.