You're a like a rum-smuggling pirate! Plus, I'm sure it kept you regular, what with the soap and all.

Oh, MoGlo. I'm so sorry. But your grandfather knew you loved him. You haven't failed.

As one of those 40ish white women + all that moisturizing you do... Would you like to come have lunch at my place? Dinner? Just a coffee! Just come in for one second...

I know I should agree, but nope: tryyyyy it, it's so good.

I feel like we're missing the point and all, but I just keep thinking of the glorious milk-related things.

Counterpoint: Ice cream, cream cheese & lox, gouda.

What's so sad is that it WAS illegal in Texas, one of the first states to make it so.

Cool, will watch.

Whoa, strangely timely turn of phrase... I'd just posted about this in another kinja the other day, using the mutton as a lamb thing. Luckily, they like me there.

I've figured out part of the problem. I believe "hole institution" is being used quite correctly and literally. And got dismissed for the observation.

I see one problem.. "Hole institution" may be being taken literally.

I know how we're "supposed" to feel about this around here, but I have to echo another commenter: If burns on a 16mo baby weren't enough to justify her taking her baby to the hospital, I'm not sure she should have custody at this point. Seriously.. google "16mo baby." And imagine burns.

I love the back - LOVE - but the front should've been a plain, severe sheath.

Holy shit, that's amazing.

This lesson you're speaking of... it's a hard old bitch to learn. I say I'm not a helicopter parent but I am a great facilitator. Sometimes they just have no clue how to get stuff done - that's where I come in and ask "Have you tried ____?" or whatever. Except financial aid shit - you damn near need a degree to figure…

What I love is how often I just cannot (CAN LITERALLY NOT) help myself in imparting Momness.

I've already texted him to make a big pot of soup. In an hour I will followup with charging advice. Another hour will be "do you have an electric blanket? turn it on NOW"... I think it works really well, particularly considering he's at work, yk, just hangin' around learning how to work on nuclear reactors and stuff.

I have to admit, I really am adding the bit about making sure all devices are charged. Your mom advice IS good advice!

I am copying this text (subbing out apartment for dorm) and sending posthaste. In fact, I'm kind of using all of y'all to crowdsource how to harass my son.