One's reading comprehension would need to be broken not to understand his comment is exactly the same thing. And really, what else is a catcall if not a comment? Not exactly a "crazy" stretch.

Oh, trust me, I know. But I didn't feel like engaging anymore than I did. And even that was a questionable call on my part.

I'll ask a question that was asked in another comment - who are these radical feminists that don't just say "thanks" when someone opens or holds a door for them (regardless of gender presentation)? I mean, seriously, talk about a strawman.

My finger hovered over the dismiss button, but you know, discourse. Here's the thing, I'm going to completely skip that overwrought "self reports of women" bit and focus on the cat-calling bit instead. Cat-calling isn't about desire. It isn't even about attraction. It's about power, a little like what you're trying…

Or maybe "...because your smile brightens my day..."

Hrmm... OK. Fine. But it rubs me the wrong way, like we need to be told to chill out. Like I expect a sign saying "I know when you tell me to smile you just want me to be reminded that happiness trumps unhappiness" followed by "When I tell you to smile, it's because you're beautiful when you do."

Because if women actually enjoy sex, that gives them too much power! Can't have that, now can we? Next thing you know, women might start expecting men to consider giving pleasure to their partners. Madness!

I've been preaching this shit for years. Amazon Prime changed my life.

What IS it about the Sunday morning sex??? Goddamnit, work your weird religious guilt out on your own, I'm hungover and NOT in the mood to play s to your D right the fuck now.

So Kinja.

In patriarchal America, porn is you.

I've read amazon reviews from people that use it on their feet and in other spots.

Yeah, totally not uncommon - all of my friends deal with it, too. Some it's day 1, some it's day 2, all of us agree it's ridiculous.

All I can picture is having to do a milk shot then nibbling on a somewhat soggy cookie. No, thank you, I'll pass on that. It's like ruining the entire concept.

It's crazy, right? And for me, anyway, ugh, the clotting. So bad.

I haven't, but I did have some sort of "heavy flow support" thing in my cart at Amazon forever, I'll have to think about that if it really works.

lol, Mean Girls. Trust mean girls to have a gif for anything.

also, sorry for that particular gif, I grabbed the first I found, assuming it would just be a loop of her saying "gina" over and over again

Well you know...

Just literally the worst. Pro tip: (and yes, it's a weird one) the hell with the Diva cup, the hell with OB Ultra-that-just-aren't-the-same - buy organic cotton face pads, the square or round ones, and you can create an extra-ultra-mega lifehack if you're not squeamish.