Dear Jezebel commentariat:

Annnnnd we've finally Godwinned. It's come full circle.

I love Lily Allen (Knock 'em Out is spectacular). And I love the message of this. But can we spend some time talking about how Theon Greyjoy is her brother?

No contest. :}

I don't think it's helpful to put it on the consumer to stop supporting "this cycle of abuse, indifference and exploitation." There are so few options available that aren't made in sweatshops, and those that are available are more expensive than most families can afford (especially after all of our middle class…

If I might add a bit of context to this situation, Bangladesh is currently in the middle of a political crisis related to the impending elections. This protest was held in the middle of 3.5-day hartal (a nationwide strike). Do I think that garment workers need a raise and safer working conditions? Of course. But…

But then we're not slut shaming! We can't have that!!!!

Yeah, I'm with you — not offended by this at all (it's amusing) but unlike what this article seems to posit, the only mssg I get from it is "objectifying men is so irrational it's silly and laughable, unlike objectifying women".

I am confused. I thought I was supposed to like sports to nail down a man! Now what???

In other news, the sky is chartreuse and grass is orange. I know that is going to sound ridiculous to some people but I don't care because I'm very right. How do I know I'm right? Because I ended that sentence with "I'm very right." So I win and you lose and I'm rubber and you're glue and no takesies backsies times…

I know I should take this more seriously, but it's hard to not laugh at a man who tries to do a macho, hardass act while also saying things like, "You're in my box."

"If you have any female interaction on social media, whatsoever"

My favorite example of this will always be the dudebros saying how Megan Fox isn't even that hot because she has weird thumbs.

Yeah, I saw the Sarcastaball episode too.

But, tattoos!

There was a commercial on TV recently that stated that 1 in 3 girls will be sexually assaulted in their lifetime. My husband's friend was over, and expressed disbelief at the statistic. He asked why more women didn't report it if they were completely innocent.

LOOK AT IT DAMMIT.