wait, soup comes from NOT plastic bags?

dear uber: I might be in love.

You're kind of the best, Steve.

I think you still go to hell for that.

I love you. I don't even care that you're such an awful person that you insulted my jelly beans.

What consenting adults and jelly beans do in the privacy of their own homes is nobody's business.

Where the fuck else do you get popcorn-flavored jelly beans, I ask you?

The next time you feel the need to do something "good" and "necessary" and "right," DO NOT MAKE IT ABOUT MY CRACK.

FUUUUUUUUCK!

Damn, I came here to leave a Godwin. Late to the party.

Thanks for this.

That's good. More news will happen, I suppose I should have checked the timestamps.

Oh, man, thanks. I was on gawker main and their story is pretty buried, no graphics or anything to make it Big News, though it is frontpage. I like yours better, I think.

What is your degree in? I had not heard of that specifically, but I do listen to a lot of lectures and the like. Itunes has a lot for free, and I may or may not have inherited a hard drive with a ton of history classes on it.

Yeah, I have zero animus. I think it's awesome that some people do well. I just hate people who don't realize how much of that success is sort of arbitrary, I suppose.

I appreciate that. I think it's because I read a lot. I am considering auditing a writing class, because I think college English might be fun.

I poke with love, I will wind up going through a liberal arts program at some point. I just hope I don't take the class in which I am absolved from applying any of my new knowledge.

It's the damned liberal arts. If you get a computer degree, you are aware you know about computers. Getting a women's studies degree or a soc degree seems to make people think they know people rather than the history of a movement and maybe some stats.

I have found the silver lining. I can simply feel intellectually superior because in many cases I worked these concepts out for myself piecemeal, while they had to go sit through a class and the like in order to understand the very same things.