killermartinis
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killermartinis

You, my friend, have comfortably split the difference!

I will bake to order! I recently moved home to Utah and became a housewife/mommy, so I've been baking lots of cookies because it seems like all these incredibly skinny women are forever trading plates of cookies around the neighborhood for no reason at all except to torture each other, because there's no way any of

well, you can express your dissatisfaction about your situation while keeping close to home should you need to duck out of the protest for a while and take a bath or eat dinner. It'd be pretty handy.

well, how badly do you want to sleep and shower? You can protest yourself with me! We've already established that there will be cookies.

I'll admit to hating thin women. You know why? You guys get the cute clothes. I'll never wear fab 30s stuff unless I get drastic surgery involving my head on a new body, because my belly distorts the lines no matter how much I suck in. Also, my definition of "thin" is arbitrary and irrelevant. Can you pull off

I think it's a difference in what you hear, that's all. "people with curves are real women" isn't as good a slogan as "real women have curves." But I've only ever heard fat women say it in any case; we use it as a self-soothing mechanism against the skinny/shapely/fit continuum when we attempt to find a store that

I have a single silicone implant, on my right side. I can tell you, for sure, that it's just as breasty as the left one.

That was my thought. They took a woman and her daughter, and posed them just like any couple of women would be posed in lingerie ads.

IT WAS YOU!!! I wondered who broke the thing.

No, but Snooki might be.

Not to be blase about horrifying idiots, but I'm pretty sure my kid did in fact fistpump whilst emerging into poverty and squalor.

It's addictive for sure. I'm an old punker from the riot grrl club, and I was unaware that it's now a "cool kids" thing. Sigh.

They're attempting something similar in Michigan. It's not going well for them.

I had somehow never heard "screw us and we multiply."

It's okay. My best friend is a pagan hippie sci-fi geek.

I don't live near hipsters. Are the full-on sleeve tats popular with the cool kids these days? I thought it was only obscure literary reference tats.

I think you're missing the point. Cain's support is waning with women. Therefore, we have to rally the menfolk to his side, and the best way to do that is remind everyone that harassment is inherently a misunderstood joke. In GOPWorld, it's a good strategy.

Seriously, I'd love that. But while it shouldn't be an issue, it is with her to an extent that it isn't with another female candidate, because Hillary already challenged the entire conservative structure's testicle size. And mostly won. They don't forgive easily. And I suppose I'd rather she not be relegated to "the

It's okay, my brain didn't notice until you pointed it out.