Patton agrees with you! (Love this bit)

This was so funny I logged in to star it.

It’s eerily reminiscent of the sort of genteel manner “respectable” people from “good families” adopt in polite company, all while harboring hatred-filled, segregationist thoughts that let you know your place (in their minds). Or that clueless person who doesn’t see why you’re taking offense to their e-mail saying “go…

Oooooliviaaaa!! Good girl— and good on Mom, for teaching her how to deal with nasty nazi bullies when they single you out to pick on you. Hope for the next generation.

The go-to “foul language defense after you just got fucking roasted” made popular by Chris Christie after a caller on that radio show told him to next time drive his “fat ass to a park that’s open”.

I’m gonna type you a story whether you want to read it or not. Ha-HA!

Gee, it sounds like you work where I used to work. The head of the “journalism” program there was basically a Fox acolyte: didn’t teach her students shit about sources, encouraged them to manipulate language and basically taught them to be huge pieces of irresponsible “my opinion = fact” shit. The end result? A…

Even ignoring all that, the type of people to unironically call someone a “snowflake” all of a sudden gets their feelings hurt because a kid said “fuck?”

my pol sci professor, who natch required his own book for class which came with a ‘study guide key’ that we had to have so you had to buy it new, insisted that the Republican party was the party that benefited the working class more and that the Democratic party only helped big business. I had to answer that on a…

Had I bred, this would be my child.

It’s always funny when people use the word “commie”. It’s like they don’t realize that many systems in place in the US are based on the idea of socialism and communism. If everything was unmitigated capitalism the country would have been long gone by now.

It took him 45 days to flex his right arm. That is a whole new level of sloth.

It’s only a real problem because one of those people is the president. But here’s an idea: why don’t we plant it in their head that all election results are 100% fake, and they can prove this and show America by not voting and watch how their votes get tallied anyways.

I love how these cretins have no problem harrasing grieving parents of Sandy Hook victims but clutch their pearls with foul language.

I just love how a group of people who deliberately lies, often utterly ruining people’s lives through those lies, tries to take the moral high ground over a child rightly calling them fucking idiots.

Sure, but is it hot enough to roast Alex Jones?

Your lack of ellipses and use of the ten cent word “turgid” give it away.

The fact that even one single person in this country, much less millions, believes that Jones is anything other than a performance artist/ huckster is just sad.

YOU LIBTARDS ARE SO ANNOYING WITH BASHING GOOD MAN ALEX FOR HIS SUPPLEMENTS HE SELLS TO GOOD HONEST AMERICANS #MAGA BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE EAGLE FREEDOM PROSERIES PILLS EVERYDAY AND THEY WORK FANTASTIC MY NIPPLES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TURGID AND I SEEM TO BE YELLING ALOT!!!!!!

I’d be proud as hell of my kid for this.