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Oh Lal, it's just a flesh wound. I'd feel bad if her leg falls off too.

Oh, yes. As I said, every time I itch, I’m all like UMMIGAWD THEY GOT ME TOO and then checking the spot every five minutes to see if a bite is welling up. But this guy is pretty confident we got ‘em all (a followup check in two weeks just in case, though). Read more

Home 1/2 the day with a sick wife. Went to work after lunch and nothing good was happening there. I made a list of need-to-dos and want-to-dos on the first work day of 2020 and two weeks in I’ve already added to it rather than reduce it. #FridayBlargh Read more

Don’t forget to squirm away from him and say “ewwww, you got cootieeeeeees!” at least once or twice a day. Read more

Weather kept me home for the first part of the day. Still had close to 50 hours on the time card for this week by the end of the day. Glad I don’t have to do any callout this weekend. Sleeping in is going to feel great. Read more

I think ‘drama queen’ is on every cat’s resumé.  Hope the poor gal feels better soon!  Maybe she and sis were playing a bit rough when you weren’t looking.  I know Firbank got his eye scratched (nothing major, just some eyedrops at the vet’s) by an over-enthusiastic Harpur when they were rasslin once.

Hope she's okay.

He had mentioned he manages 12 properties and that does sound like a thing lots of companies like to do.

You look quite sad Simon. You can’t fool me. It’s just a trick to get someone to rub your belly and give you hugs. Even thought I know it’s a trick, I will give you belly rubs and hugs. Read more

I’d invite Simon over for plenty o’ pets, but the bedbug exterminator is here and I doubt it would be a good time. Read more

Simon looks like he’s about to bark if someone doesn’t pet him RIGHT NOW. Read more

The book I read to learn about photography recommended that when you think you are close enough to your subject, get a bit closer. Seems to have worked here.

And drat, it wouldn’t let me post it as a video, so when I turned it into a gif it seems to have cut out Beckett’s cameo where he leaps in from the side and starts swatting at The Mystery Paw in the cat tree. Ah well.  Frederick Ford Coppola I am not.

It is very worth the risk. His belly fur is the softest fur I’ve ever felt.

Hey now, not everyone is cut out for kitty ‘rasslin

I’d love to volunteer at a cat shelter and help socialise them, but within a week I’d either be taking them all home or setting up a room for myself to move in there with them all.

This soap opera has so many characters! Some come back, some leave, there’s evil (almost) twins, naive young ingenues, mysterious strangers who live in a box, youth gangs terrorizing whole neighborhoods, and string addicts. Read more

I’ve begun work on the Ultimate Horror Film, to be titled FINGERMONSTER MUST DIE!!, starring Harpur, with a cameo from Beckett as Fingermonster’s assistant.
Here is a still and a film clip from my upcoming masterpiece:

Stella is getting kinda judgy about our Christmas bills...

In case anyone is still around!