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“After much user input, consideration, and redesign, the “autopilot takes control and dives the plane into the ground” feature has been removed.”

when i lived in illinois, carol mosely braun was my senator, and on her first day, jesse helms(may he rot in the fires that burn but do not consume) whistled dixie at her in the elevator. now i live in stl and voted for cori bush and this shit. im getting kinda fucking sick and tired of republicans disrespecting my… Read more

Trump is an “Alpha Male” to a bunch of Betas with gross and toxic ideas of what Alpha really is. Read more

I wish I could explain menopause to every man who has tried to suggest that a post-menopausal woman is unfit to lead because periods. Read more

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s … Read more

Man here. Read more

Physiology note: Harris may or may not have gone through menopause by 54. My great grandmother had her last child at 52, and my mother and sister both stopped menstruating around 59. I’m 49 and there doesn’t seem to be an immediate end in sight. Read more

It still blows my mind how anyone can see Trump as an “Alpha male". Even back in his salad days he was an obnoxious little shit. Who looks at a morbidly obese elderly man with an undead roadkill toupee, cameltoe neck, ridiculously tacky ill-fitting clothes and orange pancake makeup that’s applied with a trowel, and… Read more

Plus if those wusses think HRC was still getting her period when she was running for president, our sex education system sucks. 

Men have a daily hormone cycle. Women, once a month.

The warning they’ve posted on the user blogs says: Read more

This begs the question, does every new president get a new mattress?  I’m sure that the base furniture doesn’t change unless requested, but you couldn’t pay me to sleep in a bed Trump has slept in, even if it was fumigated.  And imagine the huge dent from the springs being compressed on one side.

I feel like that since his loss, there has been very little media coverage of Trump’s tantrums.  I have the feeling that outlets have taken on the attitude of “we don’t need to give you attention any more” and they are about 3.5 years too late.

So it’ll be like one of those foreclosure “let’s trash the place before we go” situations.  Sad.

Ordering Mexican after Trump’s been ousted is the kind of irony you don’t hear in Alanis Morissette songs. 

“The cheese on this Gordita is fraudulent. I demand a re-cheese!”

I’ll have the Gordita Supreme and the MAGA Tears Mountain Dew special please.

god he was actually right Read more

Feb 1, 2021: In first controversy to dog the Biden Administration, Pipegate, GAO estimates repair cost for White House plumbing to exceed $100K