Honestly I think all they do is aim for anywhere that is rural with a large percentage of white population. And of course Facebook takes the money for a sponsored post without checking the content because that’s how you get billions of dollars.

I’m doing ok but I feel lately I have to drink a metric fuckton of coffee or I’m sleepy

The exemption to the rule is time spent in meetings and conference calls, they always feel like you just wasted half of you life.

Yeah, as an adult, shit’s pretty repetitive, so without as many unique events happening time does not register the same way. 

They aren’t getting my Snickers!

I kinda figure the time thing is relative to age, or proportional or some such?

I just have to get through today and tomorrow. I am going to my friend Betty’s cottage for the weekend and we leave tomorrow night. I can’t remember the last time I got out of the city so this practically rates as epic in mrsfinch’s sadly constrained life. Two days and one night without traffic outside my window and…

Sounds like you’re ready to throw in the towel.

They’re both better rich people than I would be.  

TIRED. I slept so fitfully and had terrible dreams.

In this case I think it was some idiot trying to be edgy for his podcast or whatever.

still holding out for the day of the pitchforks here

Sigh. Me either.

welp.. im not management material

More than just not own up to them. Actively point the finger at others.

woah... so all i gotta do is not own up to my mistakes?

I’m pretty sure the main requirement for leadership is to push your shit down hill and make sure all your failures are blamed on the workers for not working hard enough.