Hey there, everybody, and guess what? It’s officially springtime! Time for the birds to sing and the flowers to bloom and our minds to wander - and that’s something all our cute little fluffywuffy scalytaily featheryfluttery friends can enjoy. Huzzah!

Hello and happy Friday, everybody! Try not to get too twitchy if the weekend isn’t getting here soon enough.I’m sure it won’t let us down.

Hey, everybody, and happy Thursday. I know, I know, it ain’t the weekend yet. But we’re almost through to the other side.

Gooood morning, everybody, and welcome to SPRINGTIME. Okay, in about twelve hours springtime. I mean, technically it’s the hump, too, and I’m just about over it.

Hey howdy happy Tuesday, everyone. Time to cart ourselves off to work again. Do stop by and let us know how things are rolling.

Hey, everyone, and here we go again making our way into another week.

Yip yip yippee! It’s finally Friday. Time to come out of those dark places and into the light of the weekend. Or crawl into a burrow of your own choosing, of course.

Hello and happy Thursday, everybody. I know it’s an awful lot to think about, but the weekend is just right there, staring at us. Any notion of what kind of tricks you’ll be getting up to just yet?

Hello and happy hump day, everybody. Still feeling a little low-power since the clock was turned on its head. How about you?

Good morning, o precious little lambs of teh ’Noise. I’d be lion if I said I could March along briskly at this point. I hardly have a spring in my step, to say the least.

Oh, sweet mercy. It’s Monday. And worse than that, it’s an hour earlier than last Monday. Ugh.

Oh, sweet mercy shines down upon us at last! It’s Friday, people! Yay!

Hey, everyone, and welcome to Thursday. The weekend awaits behind the curtain, but we gotta see a few more booby prizes first. Be strong, people. Don’t go for what’s in the box.

Hello and happy hump day, peeps. May be that we can eventually see our way clear to the weekend after all. But until then, do gaze upon this here corner of the interwebz and tell us what kind of things you see.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to a Tuesday of the fat kind, and lo I have not a pastry to show for it, for I am just a piece of the machine.

Hey everyone, and welcome to yet another blank slate of a week to work our money-making, brain-breaking arts upon. Aren’t you just thrilled at the possibilities?

Hey howdy happy Friday, everybody. Almost the weekend when we can snatch ourselves a little R&R, for goodness’ sake.

Hey there, peoples. It’s Thursday and stuff. Y’all plop down and bat around an idea or two, will ya?

Hello and happy hump day, everybody. Is that the light at the end of the tunnel I see, or an oncoming supernova?

Ehrmagerd you guys, are you yankin’ my tail? We gotta get up AGAIN?! Okay fine. But three more times and I’m done. I can only take so much in any given week, after all.