Hullo and Happy Friday, everybody. It’s very nearly time to wash this week out of your hair and be done with it.

Hello and happy almost-Friday, everyone. Hopefully you aren’t feeling quite overdone just yet.

Hullo Happy Hump Day, one and everyone. May we all be graced with the fortitude to Get Over It.

Hullo and happy Tuesday, all. Drop a few petals of wisdom if you got ’em, or just shower us with a little concrete randomness.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to Another Monday. Back to work! Ugh.

Hello and Happy Friday, everybody. Hope the thought of the weekend brings a little sunshine into your heart.

Hey, y’all, and welcome to Thursday once again. Hopefully you aren’t getting overloaded with the week thus far.

Hey howdy happy Hump Day, one and everyone. Near about time to start thinking about lining things up for the weekend, yes?

Hullo and happy Tuesday, peeps o’ teh Noise. Hope you haven’t dug yourself in too deep yet this week.

Hey all, and welcome to Monday. Hopefully if the weekend blew you away, it was only in the fun way.

Hey howdy Happy Friday, everypeoples! Hope you’ve sniffed out something fun and/or relaxing to do, like Nothing or Everything or Some Stuff.

Hullo and happy Thursday, one and everyone. Ain’t much of a story to tell here, except it is not the weekend and well, damn.

Hullo happy hump day (ish), one and everyone. Hopefully this short(?) week hasn’t got us ready to throw in the towel yet.

Hullo and Happy Muh- er, Tue- ummm. MTuesday, everybody. Time to muscle your way out of the dreams of a free day and get back to your labors.

Hullo all. It’s Labor Day in the states, which is a holy daze in which the Worker is supposedly honored but a bunch of poor schlubs get to go to work anyway. Me, I’ve got a free sloth day myself, so y’all wander in as you will.

Hello and Happy Friday, one and everyone. Hopefully you are on the road to a nice, relaxing, and possibly in the States LONG (yay) weekend.

Hello and welcome to the... *gasp* end of August? Wow. This year just seems to be all crunched together or something. What’s up with that? I mean, I guess you can tell because I go out to my car in the afternoons and don’t even feel like I’m gonna burst into flame, so there’s that. Huzzah.

Hey howdy happy hump day, everyone. Hope you haven’t got your wires too crossed by the week so far.

Gooood morning, everyone, it’s time to unmask another day. Hopefully it won’t be too ugly under all that early glitter and shine.

Yep, it’s true, folks. Monday has come again. Try not to let it bum you out too much. It’s the very last week of August, for heaven’s sake, which means here in Teh South we might have some reasonable weather at the very least. Which is good, because for real? I’ve been kinda wilting here.