k2b: da man just coughed up an apocalypse on us.

My bookitty used to sit on my back or my butt when I was reading, depending on how I was positioned, and I swear it was like the best heating pad ever. I’ve tried to talk my current girls into it, but I’ve had no takers so far.


People who try to knock anyone over who is over the age of, say, twenty-two should be summarily smacked with a baseball bat. You just don’t fuck with people doing their damndest to keep from curdling into a fossil.