k2b: only a bonehead would believe da man is on his side
k2b
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Thankee. Both pretty spooky, in their own way. :P

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8:27 PM
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Belly full of Chinese and lap full of cat sounds like a wonderful way to spend an evening.

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8:02 PM
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I might be more interested in buying more stuff if I did. Maybe i should tell them that.

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7:54 PM
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I was so hoping the fire eater was standing in front of the wax Trump. Le sigh. Read more

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6:41 PM
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I dunno, I could ask. But then would I have learned anything?

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6:41 PM
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I guess I should be glad they don’t still wreck all your credit over one infraction like they used to. Oh, wait, or has the Present Dent rolled back those protections too?

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6:40 PM
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Damn well bet it does.

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6:39 PM
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What are those ice thingies, anyway? They look like giant bottle caps.

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6:38 PM
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Leaned-back garden sculpture chick and snakety snake have the same kind of flow. :)

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6:37 PM
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Cool widgets, bro.

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1/25/20
9:16 PM
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BackTots?

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1/25/20
9:15 PM
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NOICE.

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1/25/20
8:46 PM
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Tsk, tsk. Even machines need a little nap after a hard fifteen minutes’ work.

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1/25/20
8:25 PM
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Fat and lazy is the flavor of the day, apparently. After the weeks everyone keeps having, who can blame us?

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1/25/20
8:22 PM
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I have a big box of shreddables and a shredder I bought a while back but never got around to using. It’s a magnificently cathartic thing to do. The cooldown time in between batches is MADDENING.

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1/25/20
8:20 PM
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I had a nice lunch with my friend and came home fat and happy after having been told how nicely I’d lost weight. Got my checks deposited, got kittyfood, relaxed in between laundry loads then stuffed my face full of brownies.
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