Otherwise, it’d have been a real drag.
You just gotta stick with the rhythm.
That is both sad and hilarious. Oh, Kinja.
Hey, it’s your blog. I usually only pop over on a share and had no idea there was such a restriction. Is assholes okay? I mean, everyone has one and it applies just fine to these folks.
Oh, wait, are they all over the place poking out for you now? Goddammit.
I guess I could have just buzzered off.
I dunno - I think I’m sinking.
Jesus, Xyl0. You could have just said something.
I don’t even give a shit how she dresses as long as she’s not up there being a repeat offender in blazing fucking hypocrisy. Guess she striking out all kinds of ways, huh?
I bet the one lady - and I use that term loosely - called 911 too. Because her emergency is everyone’s emergency.
Fuckin’ THIS RIGHT HERE. Park your ass and walk inside if you’re so hungry. What, did you just not put pants on at all before you went out to the drive through in broad daylight, or what?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders will always be above all else a Huckabee, of the Arkansas Huckabees, who are most certainly Professional Career Somethings.
Extra points if you tried to feed your lunch companions that way. :)
Yeah, I really don’t understand why people are nostalgic for the Reagan years at all. I was in grade school when the fucker was elected and I knew he was a creepy old rich jerk. People still call Ollie North a fucking hero and I just stare like, “were you on the same planet as I was???”
Not everybody believes in ghosts, but I do. Do you know what they are, Trisha?
She had shaken her head slowly.
Men and women who can’t get over their desks . . . That’s what ghosts are.
You should meet your lunch appointment in your pajamas.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you’ll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
My advice to people who think parenthood automagically makes them wiser than everyone else is to go fuck themselves.
I’m worried n00b’s hit critical mass and her egg is cracking, y’all. She’s in that odd black and white, one and zero space where either I’m treating her like an idiot and I should trust her by now, or I’m not giving her enough information and everything is still so confusing because I haven’t explained enough. I know…