And in my head, Clarence Thomas just walked up to St. Peter’s gate and was offered a can of coke by maliciously grinning angels.

He perfected the theater of it, to be sure. That’s what he was trained for, after all.

Yerp.

When Reagan took office...most likely before that.

Fucker gonna write up an executive order putting some bugnut crony in the seat. I mean, Michael Caputo got some time on his hands now, right?

Maybe to counterpoint, a little spray bottle with slightly-glycerin-laced water that you can spray in response to every dumb comment, as an educational demonstration. :)

Sooooo... Gutfield is suspicious of the story because there were planned questions and it was all pulled together neatly by the time it was released? Didn’t they used to call that -oh, what’s that word? It’ll come to me... oh, yeah. JOURNALISM?

1) Thank you. Not just for dealing with gross mucus-swabby tests but for dealing with IT anything. Both seem to be vectors for encountering the sludge of humanity.

Starred for Andromeda Strain reference; already waiting for this to make it back to the White House and the inevitable tweet about alien DNA found in COVID.

Yeah, that sucks. Kinja will only let me on the main pages on certain days of the lunar cycle in certain browsers. Backtalk I can get into, but not Lifehacker etc. Can’t get anything to work on the older iPad at all, because they are so obsessed with you updating your browser because it’s too much work for them to…

No, the fun part was where I got to work later and Kinja couldn’t even let me be logged in to respond to you.

LOL @ Lifehacker bumping two year old post and confusing the shit out of me.

Yeah, about that...

Sadly, could be more dangerous than it seems. I mean, people are literally calling bomb squads for fucking glitter bombs now.

I have one where he’s an evil Voldemort-like wizard who is sucking all the life force out of the beloved celebrities who bring good and happiness in the world to feed his own power, hence all the awesome people dying since his campaign. I have recently revised this to include the notion that he not even really Donald, …

As long as he lands on Pence and crushes him, I’m good with that.

Okay but there’s still Pence. Can he get hit by the ambulance when it comes?

Don’t be silly, they don’t think of them as “people”.

A-hem.