Perhaps if they injected it...? :)

And in my head, Clarence Thomas just walked up to St. Peter’s gate and was offered a can of coke by maliciously grinning angels.

He perfected the theater of it, to be sure. That’s what he was trained for, after all.

Yerp.

When Reagan took office...most likely before that.

Who needs warp speed when you could have...

I believe that’s the “protect yer nuts” stance, which all minions of DJT45 adopt sooner or later.

Fucker gonna write up an executive order putting some bugnut crony in the seat. I mean, Michael Caputo got some time on his hands now, right?

I don’t even want to HEAR any of these assholes talking about the sanctity of life anymore, when a quarter of a million of their fellow citizens will have died by the time they run out, maskless, to vote that fascist shitbird back into office.

Of course he passed it. He didn’t have to use any verbs or modifiers.

I find it hilarious and sad that so many of the people who refuse to mask up in the US are also the same people who are in love with the myth of the power of personal responsibility. Guess that means for other people.

Maybe to counterpoint, a little spray bottle with slightly-glycerin-laced water that you can spray in response to every dumb comment, as an educational demonstration. :)

Sooooo... Gutfield is suspicious of the story because there were planned questions and it was all pulled together neatly by the time it was released? Didn’t they used to call that -oh, what’s that word? It’ll come to me... oh, yeah. JOURNALISM?

1) Thank you. Not just for dealing with gross mucus-swabby tests but for dealing with IT anything. Both seem to be vectors for encountering the sludge of humanity.

Starred for Andromeda Strain reference; already waiting for this to make it back to the White House and the inevitable tweet about alien DNA found in COVID.

Yeah, that sucks. Kinja will only let me on the main pages on certain days of the lunar cycle in certain browsers. Backtalk I can get into, but not Lifehacker etc. Can’t get anything to work on the older iPad at all, because they are so obsessed with you updating your browser because it’s too much work for them to…

No, the fun part was where I got to work later and Kinja couldn’t even let me be logged in to respond to you.

LOL @ Lifehacker bumping two year old post and confusing the shit out of me.

Yeah, about that...