Sadly, could be more dangerous than it seems. I mean, people are literally calling bomb squads for fucking glitter bombs now.

I have one where he’s an evil Voldemort-like wizard who is sucking all the life force out of the beloved celebrities who bring good and happiness in the world to feed his own power, hence all the awesome people dying since his campaign. I have recently revised this to include the notion that he not even really Donald, …

As long as he lands on Pence and crushes him, I’m good with that.

Okay but there’s still Pence. Can he get hit by the ambulance when it comes?

Don’t be silly, they don’t think of them as “people”.

A-hem.

Deep fried pickles, done correctly, are the bomb. Crispy, not soggy. Chips, not spears (for the love of all that is holy). Little bit of hot sauce in the wash. Yep.

The only thing I can think of is this guy is having a flashback of a dungeonmaster off in a corner plotting new pain and misery for his buddies, and his stupid jock self comes up to him and asks what’s up with the graph paper or whatever, NERD, and the kid can’t be fussed because he’s in his happy place. Oh, the…

Dodge ball. Dodge ball for lunch privileges. Rope climbing to “earn” your textbooks.

“He’s just a — he’s a cool shop teacher: ‘Hey, what’s up, fellas,’ ”
...
“I go sit down with a kid who’s alone, playing ‘Dungeons and Dragons,’ and I just try to see whether there’s any problems.”

Jeebus. I could fuel a whole long weekend of laziness on that thing.

Actually heard two conservatives sitting around shooting the shit about how Fox and Friends is so good because it presents both sides while CNN and whatnot are only telling the liberal agenda lies.

I still don’t understand why my people can’t see the Present Dent for what he is, which is what he is, which is what he is.

Maybe he only gets any if he asks for it in Spanish.

Any Democrat who claims to support women’s empowerment and our national security but opposes her nomination is a total hypocrite

ZOMG MICHELLE WAS SO MEEEEAAAANNN!!! DOESN’T SHE CARE ABOUT COMMON COURTESY AND NOT HURTING PEOPLE’S FEEEEEEELINGS???!!!!!

...or a control scheme to sell me something LOL

That last part is most important. I can’t stand dealing with people who try to get all Peas In A Pod at me when it’s obviously a control scheme to feed their lonely egos rather than any genuine chemistry.

See also: self-fulfilling prophecy. Working with someone right now who is so convinced everyone finds her annoying and can’t stand her, and making a spectacle of herself in response to that projection, that eventually it’s all become too true.

Makes sense. If the re-wiring PTSD causes isn’t met with the willowy resilience of childhood, it’d seem more likely to break a brittle adult brain outright than leave it a bit twisted.