Welp. It ain’t unheard of for corrections not to be notated round these parts, so...

Haaaaa, just when poor old Joe thought he’d seen it all...

Wow... it’s almost as if they probably used small business financing to buy themselves a personal daycare house where they could charge people to hang out and eat snacks from their microwave.

OH CALM DOWN THEY’RE JUST SAYING HELLO!!!

Second paragraph. But I can see how all this would be so overwhelming as to have missed it. Also Kinja links are funny looking now.

Funny as hell, but they might just be too chill and/or professional for that.

Point to you. Anyone who calls outright neglect and endangerment “free-range” is soundbite-glossing their own ineptitude.

Sadly, it’s living in a culture where this kind of completely self-absorbed ego low-shit drama happens that makes the DEFCON 2 drama a possibility. I mean, who cares if the Apocalypse is coming if we can all pretend we’re better than everyone else because we feel really good about ourselves?

We opened this restaurant with the intent to have a place where you never have to worry what is in your food

I’m sure she digs a lot of stuff that is precisely like porridge but I’m betting that straight-up eating people would upset her tender and righteous Obviously Better Than Meat Eaters tum-tum.

...Is this somehow a continuation of that whole Newt Gingrich “let the poor kids be the school janitor” thing? Like, next they’re gonna say, “hey, we need some help picking up trash on the side of the road if y’all can’t get work”...?

Odds on the people who made this decision being involved with for-profit GED schools and/or wanting to weed the poor out of higher education before they even start?

Dammit, Matt. Kinja is Kinjaing all over the tweet embeds. :(

This could be a good solution. If he fails to cooperate, they can just stick a phone in his hand and put a screen behind him showing actual tweets that he has sent. What’s he gonna do? Sue?

Is there some way to legitimately disown them, like you know, how I’ve managed not to talk to my family in twenty years except when there are millions of the fuckers?

Fair enough. Redundant, at this point, though... :(

Yeah, it’s just dripping with “fool me twice” attitude. If you haven’t read the whole thing (from the OP link), it’s good stuff.

Yeah, for years I have been waiting for the assholes in Congress to find some way to retroactively revoke the - what is it, 25 years? - loan forgiveness rules so that I can die in a debtor’s prison for those assholes. Now it’s starting to look like a serious reality.

It’s not just that they declined, but how: