Wow. Starbuck’s has made the world a darker place.
k2b: da man stole mah bloggy!!!!!!!
k2b
Calling him a “leader” is kind of a stretch though. It sort of implies boundaries he may well not have. It implies that he has the faintest notion of diplomatic relations besides I Win And You Lose.
SPOILER AHEAD: All of these men were drugged in a Happy Family sit-down meal with Present Dent Dumpsterfire and surgically implanted with explosive devices to which only he has the controls. The remote detonator is specifically tailored to respond to his itchy Twitter finger. If he reaches more than 26,000 characters…
Hey, we can dream.
He’s pretty much the epitome of Spoiled White Boy Who Would Be In The Gutter If Not For Daddy’s Money.
...the early worm gets to Tweet?
It’s already been admitted in court, so all I can say is, “keep it up, Donnie!”
Guess in all that time they still haven’t trained him up proper to keep his foot out of his mouth. Hope the Supreme Court keeps that bullshit in mind.
Yes, because this would have been so much better:
How dare something be modern. Traditional values blah blah blargh. Everything is terrible now. Nobody has any morals anymore. Get off my lawn.
The constituency of paranoid white people who whine completely unironically that they are losing their unearned privilege and have the nerve to call it “unfair”? That was pretty well established. Trump just gave it a name. All about branding, we are.
They’re pissed off that the ethnics haven’t all melted yet?
Well, it ain’t no “bigly”...
*sigh* This is all any of this ever looks like to me.
To him, everything is an exchange. He chewed out NATO for not “paying their fair share” FFS. He thinks he’s the CEO of the United States and he is treating the country like his daddy’s business. Hint: he’s never even seen the mailroom and probably expects a golden parachute offer to leave it in bankruptcy.
This is a good plan. I mean, he’s always pandering to the culty Jayzus KKKristians so they should have no problems with any Acts Of God clauses, right?