Wow. Starbuck’s has made the world a darker place.

Calling him a “leader” is kind of a stretch though. It sort of implies boundaries he may well not have. It implies that he has the faintest notion of diplomatic relations besides I Win And You Lose.

SPOILER AHEAD: All of these men were drugged in a Happy Family sit-down meal with Present Dent Dumpsterfire and surgically implanted with explosive devices to which only he has the controls. The remote detonator is specifically tailored to respond to his itchy Twitter finger. If he reaches more than 26,000 characters…

Hey, we can dream.

He’s pretty much the epitome of Spoiled White Boy Who Would Be In The Gutter If Not For Daddy’s Money.

Yerp.

...the early worm gets to Tweet?

It’s already been admitted in court, so all I can say is, “keep it up, Donnie!”

Guess in all that time they still haven’t trained him up proper to keep his foot out of his mouth. Hope the Supreme Court keeps that bullshit in mind.

It’s a chink in the armor plating of the monster who seemingly can’t lose, no matter how hard he tries. His self-comforting is of narcissistic proportions and never-ending. His whole life - career, marriages, campaign, presidency, cabinet choices, his relentlessly god-awful egocentric thoughtless Twittering - all have…

He looks like he’s mad because they mistakenly put him in the cheap seats.

Exasperating? That’s a good one, right?

God, it kills me that asshat - every time something about Syria or whatever comes up he’s like, “I’m not gonna reveal any plans because then they’ll know and that’s stoopid...” but then it’s somebody else’s safety and investigative purity at stake and he’s all “blah blah blah check this out, look at these guys! Lookit…

Most excellent, yes, opportunity lies yet for another capital E.

O_o

Seriously. ’Cause remember how Trump’s goon Roger Stone went on and on about how Bill and Hillary had inconvenient people killed? And remember how almost literally everything he has accused someone else of has turned out to be a projection of his own actions and ideology?

Bannon is entirely possible for the whole vengeance angle, plus the follow-the-money investigations could be making pimp daddy Roger Stone squirm.

I’d be happier with an empathy test.

*gasp* What if she’s the source close to the President?

He could declare himself King of America and his dumbass supporters will start hollering how democracy was overrated anyway.