jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

Can social media companies stop with this algorithm shit? I don’t want you to tell me what I should care about. Just show me what people are posting/tweeting/whatevering right now.

I don’t even have an Instagram and I think the “popular posts first!” change is bullshit. It’s for them to get more ads on your feed. Absolutely fucking no one wants anything but reverse chronological. It’s the only way social media makes sense.

How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.

I have a friend whose daughter has a severe dairy allergy, like anaphylaxis severe, so I’m glad to see this and will be sending this to her.

Someone commented on another post:

Yup! I am the same way. For example, I have a houndstooth blazer from J.Crew that I got when I was 15 (I am 31) and I got so many compliments on it this past fall asking where I got it. I’m like, lol, I’ve had this bad boy for half of my life. It still looks like new. And BR used to have more high quality stuff, too.

THEY ARE SO TACKY! Who on earth wants a rhinestone-encrusted mesh corset with an aggressively shiny hoop skirt? You know that famous Dolly Parton (all hail Dolly, I love her so) quote, “it costs a lot of money to look this cheap”? Well ...

I hear what you’re saying, but beneath the success and beauty, your friend was still a kid. Sounds like she was dealing pretty well, but as a 15 year old, your first experience with romance and relationships should not be with someone a decade your senior. All the professional experience in the world doesn’t magically

Oh god, I hate those fucking dresses. The brides with like an unlimited budget ALWAYS go Pnina when they have so many gorgeous designers to choose from!! And it’s usually that stupid see-through corset one!

Yeah, no. A 15 year old who “seems” older, or “acts” older is still not, in fact, older. They’re still a 15 year old without the maturity or life experience necessary to make it appropriate for a grown ass dude to be dating them. I can’t think of any situation in which it would justifiable for a 24 year old person to

WAY TO RUIN IT EVEN BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS

She probably picked out an ugly Pnina dress anyway.

Dear Bride,

My eyes just rolled so hard they fell out of my head and now I am blind.

All. My. Sympathies. That sounds really not very nice :-(

That’s what she said.

I am very anti burning books, but I won’t stand in the way here.