Eeeeeeeeeeeee!

Did you pick the shoes as your weapon? That’s why.

Wtf why do I even try

Have you reached out for comment?

I had it- a mandibular advancement. My bite was not aligned. The morning after surgery, we found outI was allergic to morphine. Fun times! Three weeks with my jaw banded shut and only Tylenol for pain.

Mailed and received. #punctualchild

smdh

Fuck no I’m not wearing this anywhere. It’s for hott stoned backyard selfies, not sharing.

Uh yeah he’s terrible!! No dance classes for the future ruler? I highly doubt that.

the coffee ritter sport one

Cloud Blush in Dusk and Haze arriving to me soon #yasssss

Cloud Blush in Dusk and Haze arriving to me soon #yasssss

K

oy vey

Yaaay my husband is letting me splurge on Kbeauty. But I’m overwhelmed since I’ve been banned recently due to budget, so I have no clue what to spend my $58.62 on. Halp!!!

Yaaay my husband is letting me splurge on Kbeauty. But I’m overwhelmed since I’ve been banned recently due to…

Thanks! Just livin my life; here til I die

Right thats how I’ve been greeting pals:

Love it. I also want the crop tops.

so last year during the holidays my dad was all, ‘You can call me “Popsy” if you want!’

They don’t give a shit. That is the only reason. They’re furious they got caught and are taking pains to make doing the right thing hurt their customers.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich with Nacho Cheese Doritos.