No.

My bff calls him ‘Todd Brody’. I, too, collect #fauxnamesforbrady

No, see, why reach *into* the pants...take off the pants!! THINK!!

Haven’t read the article, but I say yes? Why not? More orgasms are never a bad thing.

SEGUE

Shit. Whose house do I go to for Xmas?? And then do we switch for New Year’s or what?

Thanks truly for the facts. I was all, ‘okay, but, that really does make me feel Outlandery’, so I was right! #satisfactorilysettlesontocushion

But Dunkirk sounds Scottish and now I’m disappointed :(

My parents did the same thing with my brother and everything. He was younger, favored, and a boy, thus, could/can do no wrong. It hurts a lot still and I am trying to learn how to be different because of the way I was mistreated, but it’s hard.

I call it Lapalapalapalapalapalapalapala et. al. until my husband’s had enough #trollwifelife

Ann was robbed. I hope she doesn’t sell out and freelance in Rio #bringbackcurry

That would be hi

So, I thought I used my main Google account, but I don’t have the app listed. It’s not under any of my alias accounts, either, and I didn’t do the other sign-in option. What gives?

Durr, all they needed to do was publish it under a pseudonym, donate all profits (not just an insulting amount), retitle it ‘Dump Chump’, and use an animal character instead of actual images. Come on.

Hell yeah. Covert child. #goals

I cried elatedly for a while and am going to bed with hope in my soul. I will dream of delivering pizzas to the dems.

I mean, our taxes pay for those pages to fetch them pizzas, yo. We can support via hitting the streets and reposting.

*prepare for eyerolls*

I have a three-stone, emerald-cut white topaz engagement band (one 8mm and the sidestones are 6mm); the band is split-shank covered in 2mm cz. My wedding bands are 2mm cz as well.

all i can say about today, tonight, and this vid is #yasssssssqueeeeeeennnn