jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

I wish they could just address every parent news letter with:

Every time you say “Namaste” an angel turns gay. Everyone knows that.

It is awesome that she is speaking out on this when she knows she is going to get some disgusting MRAs trolling her. Also, he is fucking abhorrent and I hope he faces actual justice in the upcoming trial.

Bull fucking shit. I reported boys grabbing my tits MULTIPLE TIMES to my school and they fucking got detention. So no, this is not okay but don’t act like boys don’t get away with this bullshit EVERYDAY.

Or she was fired, or she got burned out, or, since Betty’s getting pretty damn old, the fun stuff she used to get (clothes, gift bags, travel) weren’t happening anymore, or, maybe, just maybe, she didn’t realize that the laws had changed and she had rights she didn’t know about.

Every single male gyno i’ve ever been to has had a nurse in during the entirety of the pelvic exam. i was only alone with them during the talking in the office portion.

I took my wife’s last name and not a single person called me a pussy. We moved a year after getting married and literally NONE of our new friends even know, except one guy at work where it came up sideways. No one gives a shit nowadays, except maybe grumpy 65 year olds.

I’ve seen and really don’t get this argument. My last name has been my last name from birth. Just like it was my father’s last name from birth. Is it more “his” last name than mine because he’s a man? Or because he’s older? It’s not “my father’s name”—it’s a whole bunch of “Keyser’s” (men and women) names. Including

My college roommate and his wife choose a random third last name and both changed theirs, showing preference to neither family. Opening up the choice to any possible combination of letters might be a bit overwhelming, but it seems they were both huge Natalie Merchant fans, so it worked out for them.

I agree on the reluctance to hyphenate. It forces the kids to eventually either pick one parent’s name, or try to convince their partner to take both of their parents’ names and keep none of their own. Tough sell.

The Mrs (using this loosely, folks) and I are planning to combine our two last names into one name when we get married.

Grover and Satterthwaite will become Groverthwaite.

I love that elderly Russian staff woman. Way to go Nonna!

There were countless people right here in the Jezebel comments section that said this woman was a liar as it was impossible for this to have happened, either due to his profession or due to the openness of the E.R.

Several years ago, a woman in my hometown went in for her post - partum checkup. The doctor was quiet so she looked down and saw him masturbating to her exposed vagina. She screamed and the elderly Russian office staff women ran in and immediately began attacking him. He was arrested and went to jail. It was the same

Wow. I feel gross after reading that. My curiosity wanted to poke around and see what else they were saying on that site, but I think I better not.

Who’d a thunk it.

That's really fucking callous.

I don’t drink milk but, oh, cheese, yoghurt, and raw butter: everything.

She might not be a bad person but WTF that was probably not her best moment.

I wasn’t so surprised about her thinking it was a sale, but the fact that her publicist also thought it was a sale makes me rethink what qualifications you must need to become a publicist.