Nope. This is how Baby Boomers write stuff. Self-important, overly wordy and pseudo-intellectual. I can literally HEAR the all-white New Balances and leather smartphone belt holster.

Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.

This idea. I like!

Since it’s right-hand drive, you need to put a fake steering wheel on the left, then cruise around with a dog / small child / ornamental shrub in the left front seat and freak everyone the hell out.

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

Can’t disagree more. I liked every single one of those. Especially the last one oddly enough. Crimson red looks good on leather in my opinion. Funny how it’s the most polarizing color.

This should be called the Hissy Fit

They’re not random. They’re FOCUSED.

My 3/4-ton 6.0 Suburban averages around 12.5 mpg. Bad? Yes. However, I use it for family vacations to tow a travel trailer, I use it to tow old non-running project cars around on my car trailer, and I can use it to haul 8 people and their luggage in supreme comfort.

Come on, you can’t stop at 1994 and pretend that it has been a straight run of ever-increasing rake.

It’s not just cheap credit, but the length of the loan. I had a high school teacher that got a special long term loan for being a teacher that got him a better car for the same payment. It was a 4 year loan. I’ve seen 7 year loans on some cars and 5 is the norm.

Those things are fucking hideous. And Jeeps that have them are almost always drived by dudebro meatheads who also have “COEXIST” stickers where the letters are spelled with gun silhouettes.

Why are you being so mean?

I know it seems like a waste, but the Center for Studying Really Obvious Shit does important work.

The median home value in Nantucket is $1,427,000

honda goldwing engine? very expensive swap but could be really cool.

...You are becoming more like David Tracy.