1. Buy a junkyard car at any location. It doesn’t have to run. (Free to $300?)

“Mine.”

"Whether you complete your Craigslist deal at your local police station or elsewhere"

If you're going to buy electronics, I suggest doing the deal at a bank. You can withdraw the money while you're there, and you can use the wall outlets to see if things like laptop chargers work.

It's that whole "work to live, don't live to work" thing. I feel like I've been burned so many times I am almost indifferent at this point. It's expected.

Because nobody would be there to judge me.

hahahah you idiots would drive cars

Which makes me wonder — what car would you pick if you were the only person left?

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

James Garner's 442, of course!

the Dodge Ball

Mobile beer keg. Insulate the back, put in 3 or 4 kegs, have multiple taps on the side, have it beer festivals, back yard party's.

Agreed. I'm currently on a Jeep plan for my Wrangler:

I feel like a broken record by now but a few of my friends bought new cars as well and can back me up on this - if your "service plan" or "warranty coverage plan" or whatever plan you have is truly good, show the math. My friend had a VW dealer basically sell him the maintenance plan because it was I believe 200$ or…

Behold! Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, motherfuckers.