I liked this article better in list form with dick jokes:

Put a beat behind this.

And I don’t even get a hat tip ☹️

Base-model Kia Soul. Not terribly exciting but big inside and a great warranty.

This kind:

I’ll second that. I’ve probably put 15k miles on various Hondas (Hondae?) with the CVT over the 3 years I’ve been working at this place and I’d say Honda makes the best CVT on the market, in my opinion.

The Kia dealer where my wife and I bought the Soul in 2013 was... bad. Just bad. But the one next door to the CDJR dealer where we bought Meepster was good. So it goes.

Given that he’s a good’ol boy from Kannapolis, NC, he won’t just bring ice and paper products. Hope y’all like Budweiser because he’s bringing at least a case.

Bring on the self-driving cars!

I just wanted to jump into the comments to say that you’re fast becoming one of my favorite political columnists.

Video Removed from Youtube for bullying. Anyone have the full thing on another platform?

Find me an Ultra with the sharkskin exterior and light gray interior and we can talk..

She certainly has the look and cadence of speech of a person who would do very degrading things to advance her career.

In the Charlotte market, 16k gets you an AP2 S2000 with 50k fewer miles and a lot less sketch. Like - buying it from original owner at the bank he manages.

I’ve never sold a car while rip-roarin’ drunk but one night after arriving home from a party I bought a rusty 1989 Ford Taurus SHO on eBay. Picked it up the next Saturday and drove it home where the transmission proceeded to grind itself into metal shavings.

You may be right. But I invoke Poe’s law to defend my apoplexy in that response.

(and here comes the Ayn Rand fanboy not realizing that the ordinary rules of supply and demand don’t apply in extraordinary situations.)

Jason: This is very important. I’m going to copy some text I commented on an Oppo post because it needs to be out there:

The Black Rogue sounds like it should be a comic book character. Instead it’s the automotive equivalent of the mom-of-teenagers who dyes her hair a funky color in the hopes that her 13 year old daughter will think she’s cool. Or the 40-something dad who buys a Nirvana t-shirt and some of those horrible jeans with the…

I used to tell a bad joke about cars named after female anatomy - with the punchline about the Honda Cervix and the entire Vulva line. I don’t remember whta it was.