Teresa, I just want to say “Thank You!” for Soul Red. It’s easily the best color available on a car under $50,000

That is genius.

When I was delivering pizzas in about 2002, I had a $450 Buick Century. I bought the car from Goodwill, and it eventually caught fire.

Rick Hendrick must have at least a few through the Carolinas and California.

I can’t be the only one who thinks that the XJR-15 is a better looking car than the XJ220...

“The body lines express strength, power, speed and take into serious consideration aerodynamic laws,”

... The Onion is frighteningly astute

There really is only one Jalopnik staff illustrator for the job. I hear he can be summoned by whispering “torch” into the heater tubes of a ‘73 beetle.

My favorites are the ones who post their ads at the low end of retail and then post the screenshot of whatever website gave them the price. Then sometimes they add retail cost of whatever modifications they made.

Get rid of the wheels, replace them with honeycombs or 15x8 Rallye IIs:

Those stripes aren’t doing either of those cars any favors.

The shop where I work just put leather in a leftover ‘16 3 row SR5. They’re still out there.

That’s the headline for the full first-drive review.

Hondabro... I think you probably already know how the shifter is. It’s going to be somewhere between “excellent,” and “exemplary,” with a taut, but light, clutch similar to nearly every fwd Honda with a hydraulic clutch ever.

DeVos always has that smug, fuck-you smile that so many wealthy white women get. Like she’s thinking, “I know that what I’m doing is going to fuck you over but I really don’t care because it’ll benefit me.”

I laughed out loud at that.

Toyota Paseo for $180

And the leather in the car will come from the parent company of my employer, somewhere down the road in Santa Fe Springs.

coprolitic miasma

With this comment, You have elevated grabbing the low-hanging fruit to an art form.