I have them right next to my house and I have yet to have any sort of issues. Unless you count the random uncontrollable sobbing and voiding of my bladder.

Brown. Maybe due to the magnificent brown cars my family had in the 80s, but brown is almost always a bad color for cars:

This Corolla. It’s one of the company cars where I work — a 2000 model with nearly 200k and it refuses to die. However, it has numerous suspension issues that cause it to shake violently at any speed above about 45. Braking is swift for a 15-year-old econobox but due to the bent passenger wheel - I’m surprised the…

Gorge.

You use simile and metaphor like Seanbaby. Did you ever read his stuff on the Internet? Did you hang out in Idaho? Both of those are meant to be genuine compliments because I laughed so hard reading this that I woke my wife when we have to be up at 6 am.

If he has a license without a motorcycle endorsement, he can accrue points. If it’s suspended or revoked, he can accrue points.

More than once, my wife’s 07 Passat wagon would have the rear hatch open when I went outside, despite having been locked up the night before. It also would refuse to close.

The Rider’s Actions Already Have Consequences

Those aren’t windows. They’re made of metal.

Too many people ignore the very last one because they think they’ll never need those programs. I gladly pay taxes because I’ve had to use those social programs in the past.

I feel lucky. I drove a brand new ‘94 Tempo with under 15k on the clock. It was still terrible, but it was new.

Hey!

Correction:

Cool cars and bad jokes? Wocka Wocka!

Did they also snag a designer from Audi?

If it runs, it’s a good starting point for an 80s Mustang Sedan. I would go with the later four-eye GT front clip though:

Isn’t there a way to get around or out of that arbitration clause? Because it seems shady as hell for them to do it even if it is legal, and a contract signed under those conditions may not be enforceable, right?

I’m in the camp that bought a new car. I put 20,000 miles a year on the car, and change the oil/rotate tires every ~7500 miles per the service guidelines in my owner’s manual.