Wow — for all the stuff that comes along with it I'd need a pair of trailers to haul it.

@Whitetrashsteve: while the hot wheels is better proportioned

@Whitetrashsteve: while the hot wheels is better proportioned

@Whitetrashsteve: while the hot wheels one was much better proportioned

@Whitetrashsteve: while the hot wheels one was much better proportioned

@Whitetrashsteve: while the hot wheels one was much better proportioned

@Whitetrashsteve: while the hot wheels one was much better proportioned

@Whitetrashsteve: while the hot wheels one was much better proportioned

@Whitetrashsteve: while the hot wheels one was much better proportioned

All these people saying that the proportions are "hot wheels" seem to have it off. The micro machines one was a bit chubby

@bemis: I did that to a friend's Geo Metro when we were delivering pizzas together because he would always leave it unlocked with the keys in it. I'd park it behind the building, or in the apartment complex across the street, or on the loading dock of the grocery store next door.

@bemis: I did that to a friend's Geo Metro when we were delivering pizzas together because he would always leave it unlocked with the keys in it. I'd park it behind the building, or in the apartment complex across the street, or on the loading dock of the grocery store next door.

@bemis: I did that to a friend's Geo Metro when we were delivering pizzas together because he would always leave it unlocked with the keys in it. I'd park it behind the building, or in the apartment complex across the street, or on the loading dock of the grocery store next door.

The worst vehicular prank in which I've ever participated involved a douchebag who worked as a driver at the pizza place with me, his fox-body mustang convertible, a military-surplus smoke grenade, hi-test fishing line, and duct tape.

Boxer briefs, dude. Boxer briefs. I learned this lesson over 5 years ago. Plus my girlfriend prefers them to any other kind of unders.

As a dude, I've received some unsolicited genital pics from family members (my name is next in line after my cousin's wife's name in his phone) and ex-girlfriends who knew my habits due to facebook stalking through mutual friends and so on. I have even sent a few mass-mms-pics on drunken nights (often it was the…

When I read the "Bristol Blenheim" all I could think of was hot ginger ale...

@Metalface Eagle: if I ever trip up, the name is the same as here. I only do it when I start a thread I want to follow, or want some attention for something — like when I gave away my car to an anon nearby in 2008. Not an epic thread and it was a 90 cavalier that barely ran but still...

@pj134: and not a single Cruze. For shame.

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