That’s why I’m glad the DNC shitcanned DWS. He was probably her first choice.

The Republicans had their incompetent lazy screwup son as president with W. Cuomo would the be the Democratic equivalent.

cory booker is the russell wilson of senators

“i, andrew cuomo, think the infrastructure of this country is falling apart. thats why i support bringing free wifi to all major highways and transportation corridors so you will be too distracted by twitter to care that much. i will work closely with my friend’s broadband company to make this happen and promise to…

Shhh! The Russians are listening!

I once saw him on CSPAN with a booger hanging out of his nose. I don’t think he will even get to the primaries.

There is no way a divorced man could become President.

or Cory Booker

IM TRYING TO THINK OF A PUBIC HAIR JOKE AND COMING UP SHORT.

as you know I appreciate words of affirmation

62%! also the one about Taylor’s fave fashion designer is wrong! (I know because i spent a lot of time making fun of it this morning.)

JESUS CHRIST.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

First thing I ever saw him in was The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and he was absolutely brilliant in it, very unnerving performance

I can. I can all day long.

I wanted to live in a world where Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t win an Oscar, but that fell through. So now I also want to live in a world where Casey Affleck loses the Oscar to Denzel Washington.

That quote makes me puke in my mouth every time I read it. It’s not about policy or ideals with these fucks; its only about demographics and pleasing their fundraisers.

Phone banking for her, her website tips me to offer one of the following reasons to vote for her:

Part of that is the fact that most Dem voters don’t turn out in off year elections (heck, I’m starting to think they don’t even turn out every 4 years unless Obama’s on the ballot). Republicans, however, especially the older and whiter they are, count down the days until they can vote. Until we flip this attitude…