Hey, the 40th anniversary of SNL is on tonight! Here are some ideas for this show, which is about to be on television, and has been written and rehearsed. It's not too late, shut up.
Wow, Luc Besson, the guy who made the Fifth Element, Leon: The Professional, and La Femme Nikita, has made another taut thriller starring a strong female lead. That guy really knows how to stage an action sequence, so I bet Lucy will be great, too.
Do you remember Ja Rule? Sure you do. "Put it on Me" was inexplicably popular in 2000 (incidentally, it may be the most 2000 rap song, featuring that popular style of "yell-rapping" and a lady with a beautiful voice singing the hook). You may also remember him from this amazing Chappelle bit