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Holy shit. 

bubble bath is the undisputed champ, but "fux with the big dogs" is a worthy contender.

Oh, and dressing up as Missy (with my BF as Andrew) for Halloween last year remains one of my favorite Halloween costumes:

This explains the depletion of Thailand’s cocaine supply in the late 80's.

I was working for a U.S. intelligence agency in the 80s (never mind which one), and had to infiltrate a small Eastern European country for reasons I’d rather not go into for the sake of anonymity. Well, some terrorists in a small village found out and chased me all around—I had been trained in an unorthodox fighting

That was...a lot.

I tapped out at the opening head shimmy, the horror!

Why dows guys try to hurt me??

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SCREAMING LOUDLY! 

Laura, you’re like, really going all-in on being the centrepiece of the next Dead Letters eh? Trump, Bills fans and Portnoy in one week? Yikes.

The whole series I kept thinking what a psycho monster Amma is and that she was up to some shit. She’s fully presented as a monster, but I kept trying to write it off by saying she’s 13, she lives in a small boring town, her mother is poisoning her. The finale was a reminder to not write off warning signs or excuse

It was indeed an amazing transition between CJ2K and CJ-point-2K.

i had season tickets for the first 15 years they were here, and i could not win that bet today.

Alan reminds me a lot of my dad, what with his extensive and expensive music collection, so now I gotta side-eye my dad.

To be fair, they are named after a mythological race of demigods who were CONSTANTLY getting their asses kicked by more talented squads.

I thought it was Amma from the first episode. “Someone’s killing young girls.” “Not the cool ones.” Amma was always my number one suspect (occasionally it slid to Alan, because seriously, WTF ALAN) because we knew that the killer had to be a woman, had to be someone we knew, and the only other women that would make