fighting polish, white sox rememberer
1:38 PM

I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?

1:35 PM

fuck this team forever for trying to square peg in a round hole Michael Vick into becoming a “west coast offense quarterback” when we could’ve spent all that time running around and making everyone in the universe look like idiots.