oh my god
I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?
fuck this team forever for trying to square peg in a round hole Michael Vick into becoming a “west coast offense quarterback” when we could’ve spent all that time running around and making everyone in the universe look like idiots.
that one year Chris Johnson ran for 2000 yards then promptly fell off the face of the earth was truly awesome
i found out today she’s Australian, which was genuinely shocking!
highlight touchdown passes while down 65-48 is the apotheosis of Texas Tech football
it’s genuinely the most hilarious football game that has ever happened
Big 12 football babyyyy look at this god damn box score lmao http://www.espn.com/college-football/boxscore?gameId=400869616&redirected=true
MORE EPISODES WHERE TOM TEACHES GREG TO BE A DIRTBAG RICH GUY, IMO