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just as i do whenever I see a picture of Shaq and his girlfriend, I have a LOT of questions about how this situation works, exactly

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in a world where so many things are bad, we are truly blessed to have Maya Rudolph’s wonderful readings in our lives.

oh my god 

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I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?

fuck this team forever for trying to square peg in a round hole Michael Vick into becoming a “west coast offense quarterback” when we could’ve spent all that time running around and making everyone in the universe look like idiots. 

all Alan wants to do is listen to records and have no concept of anything happening underneath his roof, leave him alone 

that one year Chris Johnson ran for 2000 yards then promptly fell off the face of the earth was truly awesome 

a few years ago I told a friend, who follows football at a decent enough level, that I would give him $10 if he could name 5 Tennessee Titans.

i’m always amazed that people care about the Titans to take time to write you and explain why, exactly, their team sucks

i found out today she’s Australian, which was genuinely shocking! 

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highlight touchdown passes while down 65-48 is the apotheosis of Texas Tech football

it’s genuinely the most hilarious football game that has ever happened 

Kansases City 

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Pat Mahomes rules because on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS in college he put up 500+ passing yards in losing efforts and once went off for 700. PAT MAHOMES FOREVER.

UGH SEASON ONE WAS SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

MORE EPISODES WHERE TOM TEACHES GREG TO BE A DIRTBAG RICH GUY, IMO 

false, you root for Cousin Greg